Wow

Wife: I don't think we should have a gun in the house
Husband: we need it for protection
Wife: guns kill people
Husband: I don't think if someone were to break in that they wanna fist fight
Wife: I, I just can't live in a house where we have guns. What if the kids get a hold of it. I see it on the news all the time.
Husband: it's locked away
Wife: I don't feel comfortable.

(Wife gets divorce from the husband and has a new boyfriend)

Ex-wife: what time are you picking up the kids
Ex-husband: about 3
(arrives)
Ex-wife: hello, I would like you to meet my (friend) David.

x-husband is a construction worker, and David is a cop!